Your guide to finding outrageous city ordinances and silly state statutes Where every state -- including this one -- has loony laws on the books

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

It is illegal for lions to run wild in the streets of Alderson, WV.

In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)