Oklahoma Loony Laws
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
In Bexley, Ohio, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
It is illegal in Oklahoma to give liquor to a fish (Legal Lunacy)
Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state.
In Tulsa, kisses lasting more than three minutes are forbidden.
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Harthahorne (Oklahoma) City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
These laws are culled from various print and online sources. There is a good chance that many of these have since been struck from the books, if they actually existed in the first place.