Your guide to finding outrageous city ordinances and silly state statutes Where every state -- including this one -- has loony laws on the books

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto the ground."

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

A Kentucky law says that burglary can only be committed at night.

It is illegal for pigeons to fly over Bellevue, KY.

Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.

In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses." (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)