Your guide to finding outrageous city ordinances and silly state statutes Where every state -- including this one -- has loony laws on the books

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

In Corning, Iowa, it is illegal to speak to anyone passing along the street or sidewalk.

Warn your hubby that after love making in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you- or holding you in his arms.In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted." (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)