Your guide to finding outrageous city ordinances and silly state statutes Where every state -- including this one -- has loony laws on the books

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women (whether single, divorced or widowed) from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Bringing new meaning to Miami Vice, it's illegal to give a lighted cigarette to a cat or dog in Miami. (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)

South Beach, you are under arrest! In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)